Bored

Been having the laziest day of my life...I'm sitting here eating cheese Cheetos puffcorns and drinking air. Not to mention the absolute loneliness. I'm my own follower, le sniff, and the only way to attract people now a days is porn. Too bad I'll be the porn star in all of them, A HUR HUR. I'm actually so bored, I'm writing a drunk blog and willing to post it, knowing I'm not drunk, but wish I was cause Pucker Vodka looks freaking delicious. How many fruits crash into a bottle of vodka and magically reform into an apple flavored vodka. FREAKING NONE. Anyways, if you're one of those people who actually read my blogs, comment on ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING, even write your own dam story or something related to. I need to reply to something or do something fun...and I already did laundry, highlight of my boring ass day.